it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

Perhaps what defines a game is whether it judges you on your performance.

Doodle Jump is undeniably a game, but you can't win it, it just tracks how high you get before you fail.

Lego Star Wars is undeniably a game, but with infinite respawns, you can't fail it, it just judges your performance based on how many studs you collect.

Unfortunately this definition may include the dastardly Fitbit.

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What is the failure state of fucking animal crossing

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So a fail state can be as simple as a lack of accruing things?.....

Man.

It all goes back to Cookie Clicker, doesn't it.

So a fail state can

be as simple as a lack

of accruing things?…..

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

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[ID: A digitally illustrated two panel comic of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney. In the first panel, labelled "Post-PWAA", Phoenix and Edgeworth are sitting on the sofa in Edgeworth's office. Edgeworth has his back to Phoenix but is leaning against him. Edgeworth has his arms crossed and a grumpy expression as he says "I think I still hate you... but I'm glad you found me." Phoenix has his eyes closed and looks content, leaning his head towards Edgeworth. In the second panel, labelled "Post-JFA", Phoenix and Edgeworth are sitting on the sofa in Phoenix's office. Phoenix is without his suit jacket and is leaning his head on Edgeworth's shoulder. Phoenix has his eyes closed and looks tired as he says "I think I still hate you... but I'm glad you came back." Edgeworth looks off to the right, away from Phoenix, with a guilty expression. He holds his left elbow with his right hand, but his left hand is gently touching Phoenix's left hand, which is resting on Phoenix's left leg. End description.]

Silly lawyer game

underappreciated edgeworth things: when he drops the me, an intellectual, bit for eight seconds and underneath he’s just some bitch from california

[ID: a series of screenshots from various Ace Attorney games, featuring Miles Edgeworth as he says various things. His words are as follows.
1. “I’ll warn you… I’ve been known to be a real stuck-up jerk…”
2. “Yeah! Mr. Wright.”
3. “You’re not the one who was ‘cool’! It’s the Steel Samurai who is cool.”
4. “Only two pieces? I believe the proper phrase here is, ‘you fail.’“
5. “…But your credibility phoned just now and told me to tell you to ‘put a sock in it.’“
6. “As if.”
End ID]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

@the-drunk-game-master-deactivat

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

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Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

:3